Subject exhibits drug seeking behavior

It’s time to make sure all the cabinets are on lockdown

Instant Karma

This morning was a bit more challenging than most lately as our little girl decided she wasn’t up for going back to sleep after my wife nursed her around 5:15, which is the norm. While she got ready for work I was up attending to the baby trying in vain to get her to fall back to sleep.

Apparently there is no black market for strollers

Saturday morning the family and I were headed out on shopping expedition to help my wife find an outfit for a wedding we will be attending next month.

My work here is done

Before our son was ever born my wife and I were getting ready for church and in a rush to get ready was confusing her left from right. When she realized what she was doing she told me that it would be my responsibility to teach our child left from right.

She says “La!”

I haven’t gotten random in a while and since sleep depravation doesn’t lend itself to writing coherently, here we go.

Target, packed bags and the illusion of free

At the tender age of two my son is already firmly in the clutches of corporate America. I’m not talking about the plethora of shows and characters designed to captivate children and annoy the living hell out of parents. No, I’m talking about brand recognition in it’s scariest form.

I live with Buckwheat

I am officially dubbing my son’s generation the “Touchscreen” generation. It all began innocently enough as I would download kid friendly apps to my iPhone in order to keep him entertained while stuck waiting in places likes doctors offices.

Sometimes he doesn’t even need an app to entertain him, as he happily swipes his finger across the screen of the phone to switch pages or scan through the multitude of photos I have of him on the phone

The monster at the end of this post

What did that say? In the title, what did that say? Did it say that there was a monster at the end of this post??? It did? Oh, I am so scared of monsters!!!

There’s a nlog in my blog

If you read my guest post over at Clark Kent’s Lunchbox yesterday, then you know that Dr. Seuss stories are a fixture in my household. So much so that now I catch myself lost in thoughts that are Seussian in nature. The other day I was having an issue with one of my blogs and it got me wondering…

Your response is required by law

Move over CN Tower and behold the CJ Tower. It is quite majestic, or should I say at least it was. In an unfortunate turn of events a Godzilla like toddler creature leveled it shortly after it’s grand opening ceremony. I’m not the most religious person, but it drives me absolutely nuts to see kids [...]

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