Mothers Day gift idea?

As we dad bloggers continue to gain prominence in the world of parent blogging it is inevitable that our little corners of the internet will soon be discovered by public relations firms. Once this happens you can expect a regular influx of pitches for a very wide range of products, programs and campaigns.

With Mothers Day fast approaching, a barrage of gift ideas have begun populating my inbox and one stood out so much so that I felt compelled to share it with all of you.

While there is still plenty of time to shop for a Mothers Day gift, you may find yourself struggling for gift ideas for the special mom in your life. Fortunately for me, and by extension, you, this helpful nugget should help clear up any confusion:

[Brand Redacted] is a versatile collection of chic, effortless knitwear for the modern woman. Machine washable, wrinkle-free, and color-guarded, the line is ideal for the active woman dedicated to style and practicality. Its separate pieces pair vibrant colors and bold patterns with fitting timeless neutrals, making it perfect for wardrobe building and transitioning from day to night.

Sounds innocent enough, right? Well, read on.

Our newest garment, Slendersize is constructed with built in shape wear to reduce the hassle of having to wear two garments. Slendersize works to smooth and contour and is available in pants and skirts.

SLENDERSIZE? Really? Tell me that they didn’t really send this to a dad and think this was a GOOD idea for him to consider as a gift for the mother of his children?

I can just imagine how this particular scene plays out:

(Cut to a dining room on a gorgeous Sunday morning, a Mother and Father are seated at the table amidst the remains of a thoughtfully prepared brunch while a simple, yet elegant arrangement of flowers adorns the table)

Father: Happy Mothers Day, honey. Thanks for being the best Mom ever.

(Father hands the Mother a beautifully wrapped package complete with bow)

Mother: Oh, thank you, dear, is this for me?

Father: Yes, I hope you like it. I picked it out myself.

(sound of wrapping paper being torn and box top flung aside)

Mother: Wow, this is beautiful, I love the color.

Father: I really like that color on you. It’s from [Brand Redacted]‘s new Slendersize line.

Mother: Slender what?

Father: Slendersize. (trails off)

(insert stunned silence)

Mother: So, you think I’m fat?

(sound of record scratching)

Father: Err, uh, hmm, uh, no, it’s just that, I, ummm, ah, got this email and ummm.

(Mother exits stage left)

Gentlemen, be careful.  It is pretty clear that this PR firm is trying to get us killed.

Good night, and good blogging.

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