The Top 10 Best Things About Being a SAHD

1. Shaving is now optional
2. Naps – sometimes two a day!
3. Get to talk like Cookie Monster and no one looks at you funny
4. The commute rocks
5. Watching cartoons is completely acceptable
6. More time to read the classics: Horton Hears a Who, Green Eggs & Ham
7. You get to build things with blocks
8. You’re only stressed when you miss a nap
9. Deadlines, we don’t need no stinking deadlines
10. The new boss is easily amused