The Top 10 Signs You’re Officially a Father

by PJ Mullen on April 20, 2009

in Top Tens

1. You’ve exchanged “Bond” marathons for “Bob the Builder” marathons
2. You’ve spent more time at “Babies R Us” than “Best Buy”
3. You’ve hidden a shirt in your closet so you have a nice one available for when you take your wife out to dinner
4. All your other clothes are covered in baby spit up or other assorted bodily fluids
5. You have a nagging high ankle sprain – not from an old football injury, but rather from blocks you didn’t know were on the floor
6. The first time you are hit with “friendly fire” from your little man’s little soldier
7. You get excited over finding diaper coupons you forgot you had
8. You know who “Ooh” and “Aah” are but can’t remember the last time you watched SportCenter
9. You used to pull all-nighters, now you look forward to afternoon naps
10. You’ve come to accept “pureeing” as a legitimate culinary technique for your food too

 

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  • http://codemonkeydaddy.blogspot.com ShankRabbit

    Perfect!

    I love lists like this because you read every item and you really wouldn't want it any other way. Amazing what a little tiny human can do to your entire mentality.

  • http://lifeofanewdad.blogspot.com Otter

    I make enough stains on my shirts without help. I get plenty of help anyway. Nice list.

  • http://unhawthorne-ed.blogspot.com/ Un-Hawthorne-ed

    Still in a state of denial that when the boy comes in august, I still won't be able to relate to the top ten list. Denial is a sweet thing.

  • http://lifeofanewdad.blogspot.com Otter

    I make enough stains on my shirts without help. I get plenty of help anyway. Nice list.

  • http://unhawthorne-ed.blogspot.com/ Un-Hawthorne-ed

    Still in a state of denial that when the boy comes in august, I still won't be able to relate to the top ten list. Denial is a sweet thing.

  • http://codemonkeydaddy.blogspot.com ShankRabbit

    Perfect!

    I love lists like this because you read every item and you really wouldn't want it any other way. Amazing what a little tiny human can do to your entire mentality.

  • http://lifeofanewdad.blogspot.com Otter

    I make enough stains on my shirts without help. I get plenty of help anyway. Nice list.

  • http://unhawthorne-ed.blogspot.com/ Un-Hawthorne-ed

    Still in a state of denial that when the boy comes in august, I still won't be able to relate to the top ten list. Denial is a sweet thing.

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